yatosdick:

nobody hates anime more than people who watch anime

(Source: basedsenpaii)

fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

Lux ATL (via hachikuji)

(Source: stripperina)

otpprompts:

Imagine Person A of your OTP has a job at a fast food place and Person B goes to lunch there one day and finds Person A really cute and starts coming to lunch at the restaurant everyday until they get the nerve to ask Person A out.

godofmischief-dot-org:

insatiablebookslut:

sierralaufeyson13:

a study in the loki strut

That fuckdamn walk is sex, just pure sex.

Walk into my room like that…I dare you. The crazy sexy times will begin as soon as you enter mister. *sreeches to the heavens* wHAt hAvE yOU dOnE tO mE?!?!?!?!!?

This is no fucking lie. Imagine that man with that walk coming down the street towards you… or from across the club…. I think I would stop breathing.

I won’t lie. I’ve spent the last five minutes watching gif #3 with my mouth open and a rivulet of drool cascading from my chin like a lil’ waterfall.

(Source: bunny-teefs)

nejko-nya whispered: Yatori! Because Yatori!

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elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

nicklugo:

white people truly say the weirdest shit trying to be romantic on here “i want to taste the name of your hair on my lips in my cigarette while drinking your backwash” *50 thousand notes* 

I think I’m in love with Margaery Tyrell